Artificial Intelligence Writes Funny Greentext 4Chan Stories About Among Us Game (GPT-3 Generates Memes)

Got this idea from a tweet, so I decided to do something different again with GPT-3 and generate some Greentext 4Chan Stories. It is a type of meme format originated from 4Chan website if you don't know. I'm generating memes about Among Us game, making it even more specific. I want to see how creative it can get, creating different results. This will be fun.

Things to note: It may be funny for me, and not for you. Humor is subjective. I'll be hand-picking stories as I like, but I will be not editing them in any way. 

Here we go-

4CHAN STORY #1

>Be me

>Be playing among us

>Be in vent with friends

>Be having a good time

>Suddenly, someone starts talking about 4chan

>I have no idea what they're talking about

>I ask what 4chan is

>They start laughing and tell me it's a website full of memes

>I'm not sure what a meme is, but I laugh along anyway

>The game starts getting weird after that

>People are talking about things that I don't understand

>I start to feel like I'm the only one who isn't in on the joke

>I feel left out and alone

>I eventually just leave the game and go to bed

4CHAN STORY #2

>be me

>be playing among us

>be the impostor

>every time someone finds a body

>i act like i found it

>everyone starts crowding around the body

>i use the distraction to kill someone else

>no one ever suspects me

>until the very end

>when i'm the only one left

>and i'm laughing maniacally

4CHAN STORY #3

>be donald trump

>be playing among us

>be getting sus af

>be the impostor

>be winning

>be making america great again

4CHAN STORY #4

>be impostor

>get elected to do the first mission

>everyone is gathered around the table

>I clear my throat

>"The first mission is to go to the engine room and fix the reactor"

>everyone nods and goes to their assigned tasks

>I wait a few minutes

>bodies start dropping like flies

>I'm the only one left

>I triumphantly announce to the empty room

>"I am the impostor!"

4CHAN STORY #5

>be me

>be sussy baka

>be in game of among us

>be trying to figure out who is impostor

>suspect everyone

>be especially suspicious of baka

>baka always seems to be up to something

>baka always denies being impostor

>baka is always acting suspicious

>one day

>baka finally confesses

>baka is impostor

>baka is sorry

>baka didn't mean to be impostor

>baka just wanted to win

>baka is sorry for being a sussy baka

4CHAN STORY #6

>be joe biden

>be in the middle of a speech

>hear someone in the crowd yell "we're among you joe!"

>look confused for a second

>realize they're talking about the game Among Us

>try to play it cool

>say "well i'm among all of you!"

>crowd erupts in laughter

>biden walks off stage

> among us joe biden has won again

4CHAN STORY #7

>be me

>be playing among us

>suspect everyone

>no one can be trusted

>paranoid af

>every move could be your last

>one wrong step and you're out

>game is intense

>everyone is on edge

>suddenly

>hear someone coming

>hide under the table

>breathe quietly

>it's one of the impostors

>he's coming closer

>he's going to find me

>he's going to kill me

>i'm going to die

>i'm screwed

>he's right next to me

>i'm about to die

>he leans down

>and whispers in my ear

>"i'm the impostor"

4CHAN STORY #8

>be me

>playing among us

>see impostor

>chase impostor

>catch impostor

>impostor turns out to be the janitor

>janitor was just trying to clean up the ship

>me and the janitor are now best friends

4CHAN STORY #9

>be me

>be playing among us

>be in vent

>hear people talking about me

>be sus

>try to act normal

>get voted off

>be disappointed

>get back on

>be sus again

>get voted off again

>be even more disappointed

>get back on

>be sus again

>get voted off again

>be so disappointed that I can't even play the game anymore

4CHAN STORY #10

>be among us

>be the impostor

>be the one who is sabotaging the ship

>be the one who is murdering everyone

>be the one who is trying to get away with it

>be the one who is laughing at everyone else

>be the one who is winning

>be the one who is the best at being the impostor